Saturday, May 20, 2006

The Preakness, Part II

Dear Readers,

Why do all of these west-coast, liberal elite, horse owners and fans have an "official drink" for each race? What kind of message are they sending to the children? Why do they hate America?

Today starts my campaign to repeal the 21st Amendment, and I'm calling on Nino to have my back on this one.

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.

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