Nascar
Dear Readers,
What's with all of the advertisements for commercial products on these cars? Don't get me wrong, I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., am a huge fan of the free market, as the market solves everything. But why aren't there Bible passages and Biblical figures prominently displayed on these cars? Why are these cars nothing but billboards for the secular world?
I'll tell you why: because Nascar is run by, and aimed at, the west-coast, market-regulation-loving, liberal elite. It's true. Just watch a race and listen to these guys, and then look at the fans there. Nothing but the liberal elite with their secular message.
Nascar hates God. Nascar, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
What's with all of the advertisements for commercial products on these cars? Don't get me wrong, I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., am a huge fan of the free market, as the market solves everything. But why aren't there Bible passages and Biblical figures prominently displayed on these cars? Why are these cars nothing but billboards for the secular world?
I'll tell you why: because Nascar is run by, and aimed at, the west-coast, market-regulation-loving, liberal elite. It's true. Just watch a race and listen to these guys, and then look at the fans there. Nothing but the liberal elite with their secular message.
Nascar hates God. Nascar, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 6:13 PM
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