The Preakness
Dear Readers,
Horse racing is the most racist sport out there. I watched the Kentucky Derby, and now I'm watching the lead-up to the Preakness, and all of the horses are either brown or black (a few are gray). Where are the white horses?!?
This is "reverse racism" at its finest, and I am OUTRAGED! All of those west-coast, liberal elite, bong smoking, drum circle playing, hippie horse owners and fans in Millionaires Row with their minority hand-outs. Why do they hate America?
I'm entering a white Clydesdale next year.
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Horse racing is the most racist sport out there. I watched the Kentucky Derby, and now I'm watching the lead-up to the Preakness, and all of the horses are either brown or black (a few are gray). Where are the white horses?!?
This is "reverse racism" at its finest, and I am OUTRAGED! All of those west-coast, liberal elite, bong smoking, drum circle playing, hippie horse owners and fans in Millionaires Row with their minority hand-outs. Why do they hate America?
I'm entering a white Clydesdale next year.
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 3:05 PM
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