President-Elect Palin!

Dear Readers,

I implore all of you to support Sarah Palin in her run up to becoming our next President in January of 2013. Go to SarahPAC and empty your wallets! Sure, we're having tough economic times, but support for Sarah will end the socialist reign of the libislamofascists.

President-Elect Sarah Palin, thank you for loving America!

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.

Was I dreaming?!?!?!?

Dear Readers,

I feel like I've been dreaming for months now. We didn't actually elect a Moslem, terrorist-appeasin', non-American born President, did we? How was President McCain's inauguration speech?

President John S. McCain, thank you for loving America!!!

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.